we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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