I don't remember. Are we still dating?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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