sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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