Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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