Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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