ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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