Already got asked if we're dating
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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