I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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