Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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