The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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