I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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