my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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