We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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