all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there