Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed