I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂