So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The ass gains better be worth it
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