Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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