So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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