Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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