Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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