operation have a gay friend backfired
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
