i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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