I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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