So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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