yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I fill condoms, not promises.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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