I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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