Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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