literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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