the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so explain again why im purple
no
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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