so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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