I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Never underestimate the power of titties
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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