Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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