Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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