just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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