Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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