If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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