Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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