her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i think my mom watched the whole time
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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