can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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