every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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