Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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