Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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