She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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