so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Let's get the cat blown out
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
