My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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