Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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