Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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