Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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