I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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