I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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