I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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