In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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