I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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