Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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