Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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