I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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