i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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