The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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